Hi all Three new movies this week. First up, for the kiddies, is the animated film, Dogs at the Opera, which has not had much exposure overseas because it was made in Russia. The big release this week is spy caper, Argylle, which is also in IMAX. Lastly, the WW II drama The Zone of Interest is on at selected art venues. It has multiple awards and nominations, including for the top Oscars, and high ratings. Enjoy. :-) New this week * Dogs at the Opera (PG V) * Argylle (16 LV) * Argylle (IMAX) (16 LV) * The Zone of Interest (16 VP) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Phone wallpaper https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I received a call from the school telling me that my son is constantly lying. I said, "Tell him he's a good liar. 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