Hi all The most hyped openings of the year have finally arrived. We have to admire the marketing departments of both films, now we need to see how well they actually do. Early ratings (press and public) have been very good for both movies. If you would like to avoid the crowds, we also have the Japanese animated film, Resident Evil: Death Island, opening today. Remember to dress appropriately for Boppieheim :-) No previews this week. 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