Hi all Indiana Jones is back in the saddle, in what is likely Harrison's last outing in the role. It's showing on the big IMAX and 4DX screens, 2D only, and best enjoyed in the large. Ratings have been good. For the kiddies, we have Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken, which I suppose is an alternative undersea story to The Little Mermaid. India has two offerings, the musical rom-com Satyaprem Ki Katha in Hindi, and the (apparently) musical Tamil drama-thriller Maamannan, but judging from the trailer it does not appear to be a happy-clappy musical. There are film festivals running at V+A Waterfront and The Zone, and Mozart's Don Giovanni opera on the art-and-related circuit. No previews this week. 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