Hi all Disney's live-action remake of The LIttle Mermaid lands today, in 2D and 3D. Reviews have been decent, going some way to overcome all the flack they received for casting choices. Robert De Niro is back in what appears to be another spin of the Meet The Parents trope in About My Father, but the critics have had enough on the idea. Lastly, Gerard Butler kicks more butt in the action thriller Kandahar, for those who like that sort of film. Next week's Throwback Thursday oldie is The Dark Knight, the second in that Batman trilogy, featuring Heath Ledger as The Joker. The opera Der Rosenkavalier is showing on the art circuit. New this week * The Little Mermaid (3D) (PG V) * The Little Mermaid (PG V) * About My Father (13 L) * Kandahar (16 LVP) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The earth is rotating at over 1000 miles an hour However, humans don't feel the effect of it. Until the 9th or 10th beer. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I ran into a lampost yesterday. Luckily I only sustained light injuries. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I used to date a girl named Sue Dénim. Turns out she isn't who she says she is. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bickering with your spouse is like trying to read the Terms of Use for a new service. In the end, you just give up and click “I agree.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I ordered a book online called "How to Scam an Idiot." It's been 4 months and I still haven't received it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’ve been telling people of the benefit of eating dried grapes. You know, raisin awareness! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife asked me what "mansplaining" means ...now what am I supposed to do? Just tell her to google it. That's when you go to google.com and type words. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I used to play around with time machines. When I was older. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife and kids are leaving me because they say I’m obsessed with Horse Racing. I'm looking out the window at them now........... and they're off..... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Got a date tonight with a lady who makes metal supports for gates. There's a lot hinging on this. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife asked me to take her somewhere romantic, somewhere everyone is holding hands. And now she's sulking at a poker tournament. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called... 'T. Hanks - For the Memories' --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where do potty-mouthed Eastern Europeans come from? Vulgaria --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife left me because she thinks I'm old-fashioned I wager a shilling she is courting a chap who is a philistine, libertine, and a scoundrel. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was in a Uber today and the driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do…" Then I said "turn left" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate hotel towels. So thick and fluffy. I can't even close my suitcase. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong, buddy?” The Möbius strip replies, “Where do I even begin?” But that's only one side of the story. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A university bookstore worker stole $24,000 worth of textbooks. I hope they recover both textbooks.