Hi all Loadshedding taking way too much of my time. So brief this week. Three new Hollywood and two from Asia. Two wide releases, the first is the action thriller Hypnotic, with Ben Affleck and Alice Braga, while Book Club: The Next Chapter is a sequel aimed at more mature audiences. This week's rom-com with Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Sam Heughan is Love Again. Bollywood rolls out a spy thriller about events during the 1971 war with Pakistan, while 2018 takes a look at the devastating 2018 tsunami in Indonesia. Next week's Throwback Thursday oldie is Joker (2019). Next week sees Fast & Furious 10 hit the screens, and there are multiple previews all over next Thursday. On the music side, catch Eric Clapton: Across 24 Nights, and Machine Gun Kelly: Mainstream Sellout - Cleveland. 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