Hi all Well, that's the last of the long week-ends for a while. Till next month. This week sees the final episode in the Guardians of the Galaxy series. Reviews have been good and it's showing all over in all formats, so enjoy :-) The other three releases are for the adults. First up is the comedy horror, Beau Is Afraid, with Joaquin Phoenix. Note that the runtime is 3 hours, reviews have also been good. The last film with Bruce Willis, Assassin, sadly will not be a high note for him. The critics were not impressed while the public were more forgiving. Lastly, on the art circuit, an offbeat Brit movie, The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry. Regret not much in the way of reviews, but IMDB rating is good. THere are previews next Wednesday for the female-friendly romances Book Club: The Next Chapter, and Love Again. Next Thursday's Throwback Thursday movie is the #1 movie on IMDB, The Shawshank Redemption. Enjoy. 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Maybe I just have a weekend immune system. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife said she's leaving me because I keep making coffee without the filter. The judge agreed Apparently it's grounds for a divorce. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Curiosity killed the cat. Which means that there is life on Mars. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think that my girlfriend is mad at me According to her diary, I have "boundary issues". --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cat owner invited their neighbor over for dinner and introduced their four cats. "That's Alogue, Aract, Erpillar, and Astrophe," they announced. The neighbor was surprised and asked, Where on Earth did you get those names? Oh, those are their last names, the owner said. 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After many years of hard work, I am no longer young. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Normally the wife picks up our four kids at school, but today she sent me a text, "Working late. Please pick up kids <3" It was really hard deciding which two to leave behind. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The king of a small nation lived in a palace that was, in actuality, just a straw hut with an attic. Still, with the king living there, it was indeed a palace, as far as the citizens of that nation were concerned. The king would greet guests while sitting cross-legged on the floor. One day, the king grew tired of sitting on the floor; and he ordered his servants to construct for him a simple wooden stool. He sat upon the stool, and for a time, he was content. Eventually, however, the king grew tired of his simple wooden stool; and he ordered his servants to construct for him a new chair, this one made of copper, and padded with wool; and he put the simple wooden stool up in the attic; and he sat upon the wool-padded, copper chair; and for a time, he was content. Eventually, however, the king grew tired of his wool-padded, copper chair; and he ordered his servants to construct for him a new chair, this one made of silver, and padded with linen, and decorated with emeralds; and he put the wool-padded copper chair up in the attic; and he sat upon the emerald-decorated, linen-padded, silver chair; and for a time, he was content. Eventually, however, the king grew tired of his emerald-decorated, linen-padded, silver chair; and he ordered his servants to construct for him a new chair, this one made of gold, and padded with silk, and decorated with rubies, and now with the addition of reclining functionality; and he put the emerald-decorated, linen-padded, silver chair up in the attic; and he sat upon the reclining, ruby-decorated, silk-padded, golden chair; and for a time he was content. Eventually, however, the king grew tired of his reclining, ruby-decorated, silk-padded, golden chair; and he ordered his servants to construct for him a new chair, this one made of platinum, and padded with velvet, and decorated with amethysts, and still with reclining functionality, and now also equipped with cupholders; and he put the reclining, ruby-decorated, silk-padded, golden chair up in the attic; and he sat upon the cupholder-equipped, reclining, amethyst-decorated, velvet-padded, platinum chair; and for a time he was content. Eventually, however, the king grew tired of his cupholder-equipped, reclining, amethyst-decorated, velvet-padded, platinum chair; and he ordered his servants to construct for him a new chair, this one made of space-age alloy, and padded with memory-foam, and decorated with synthetic opal, and still with reclining functionality, and still with cupholders, and now with built-in heating elements for the winter; and he put his cupholder-equipped, reclining, amethyst-decorated, velvet-padded, platinum chair up in the attic; and the roof caved in. This just goes to show: people living in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My housemates are convinced that our house is haunted. What a bunch of scaredy cats. I've lived here for 284 years and never noticed anything strange. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is it true that Trump kept wildebeest when he was in the White House? No, that's fake gnus. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I once made a small boat out of a large bell. It was a little dingy. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife and I fight over the right way to hang the toilet paper. So our therapist suggested we try the other person's way for a week. You know, roll reversal. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you know I can control the weather? If you want it to rain just let me know and I'll wash my car. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's red and white on the outside and grey and white on the inside? 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