Hi all Officially autumn and a bit wet down here. The big release this week is Chapter 4 in the John Wick saga, which has been saddled with an 18 age res (USA: R and UK: 15). It's also on the big IMAX and 4DX screens. Ratings have been good. More family-friendly / art related is The Lost King, about the discovery of the remains of King Richard III in England. We have some more Japanese animé with Demon Slayer: To the Swordsmith Village, which is a collection of extracts from the TV series, rather than a regular movie. Lastly, Bollywood has the topical drama Bheed, set during the recent pandemic. There are previews all over all day tomorrow for next week's Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves, and premieres next Thursday for local comedy The Honeymoon. Dress appropriately :-) New this week * The Lost King (PG10-12 LV) * Demon Slayer: To the Swordsmith Village (13 V) * John Wick: Chapter 4 (18 LV PPS) * John Wick: Chapter 4 (IMAX) (18 LV PPS) * John Wick: Chapter 4 (4DX) (18 LV PPS) * Bheed (Hindi) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for years? Church. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love my wife so much... That if we were an a sinking boat, and there was only one life jacket, I would really miss her and think of her a lot. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man was walking through the desert and passed a group of vultures feasting on a dead animal. The vultures stopped eating and looked at him, obviously disturbed. The man casually commented, "Carrion." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man is in court to get a divorce He tells the judge "I just can't take it anymore, every night she's out past midnight going from bar to bar." The judge asks, "What's she doing at all those bars?" The man replies, "She's looking for me." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’m applying for a job writing clues for Wordle. They are asking for five letters of reference. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- They say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. I’ll remember that the next time I get lonely. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can't have a meaningful conversation with anyone in the fashion industry... They're all so clothes-minded... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's a cow's favourite Beatles song? Hay Chewed --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did Julius Caesar say to the Roman senator, who had just broken his cipher? - Et tu, Bruteforce? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Y'know, I could have sworn South Africa had apartheid. Is this the Mandela Effect? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- They say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. I say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him swim. I am never playing water polo again. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part of me says I must have multiple personalities. But another part of me is like "don't listen to Greg". --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I dreamed I was invisible and I married an invisible woman. I'm not sure what we saw in each other. Our kids were nothing to look at either. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My dogs only like me when I turn on the AC. I guess that's what they call "airconditional love". --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My daughter asked for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet store. They cost $30! That's way too expensive. I can get one much cheaper off of the web. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me. I guess that's just one more thing she has in common with my wife. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Typically only one, but it has to truly want to change. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a real problem with rhino poaching. You have to get the pan custom-made and then it takes forever to get the water hot. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife says she’s leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with poker. I think she’s bluffing. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- After 7 years of marriage I figured this out that.... ... it's all "psychological". There is one psycho and there's one logical. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Canadian visits America... ... and gets held at gunpoint by a stranger. The stranger says, "give me all your money and I'll let you live!" The Canadian replies gleefully, "Oh! You must be what they call a doctor!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are talking about making a new film together. Sly: “I wanna show the world that we’re more than just action movie stars. I wanna make a movie about classical music and classical composers. I know you guys love that stuff too. What do you think? Will you help me make a movie about it and show the world how cultured we are?” Bruce: “I could play Beethoven. I’ve always wanted to play a tortured genius.” Sly: “You would be great. And I’ll be Tchaikovsky. What about you Arnie?” Arnie: “I’ll be Bach” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife told me she’s had it with me talking like I’m the editor of a clickbait news site. You won’t believe what happened next. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I once thought about becoming a vegetarian. But I then realised how stupid of me as that would be a missed steak. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My husband lost a great deal of money on that decline in the stocks. Mrs. Jones: I am so sorry, dear. Whenever I hear of those declines in stocks I think wouldn't it have been a good thing if everybody had sold out before the market began to go downward? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde goes on a blind date. “Nice to meet you” she says to her date as they seat themselves in the booth. “So tell me about yourself. What do you do for work?” she asks the man. “Oh I’m an optometrist” he replies. The blonde flashes a big smile and says “I think this is going to work out after all, I’m a glass half full girl myself”