Hi all The super-heroes are back, in the form of Ant-Man, and in all the formats including the big screens ... enjoy. Also on wide-ish release, for the adults, Tom Hanks plays Otto in A Man Called Otto, which has had good reviews. Bollywood's offering this week is the action rom-com Shehzada. New this week * Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (3D) (13 LV) * Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (13 LV) * Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (3D IMAX) (13 LV) * Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (4DX) (13 LV) * A Man Called Otto (16 LV) * Shehzada (Hindi) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I always thought my wife nagged me less in February because of Valentines Day. 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