Hi all As we get out of holiday mode and back into work mode, awards season is in full swing overseas, so the next few weeks sees the release of assorted favourites that have not released here yet. So for this week, we have the race-based drama Till, and the birth-of-Hollywood dramedy Babylon. Till is nominated for 1 BAFTA Film Award, and has another 15 wins & 78 nominations. Babylon is nominated for 3 BAFTA Film Awards, and has another 29 wins & 123 nominations. Rounding out the lineup, we have the Hindi period drama, Gandhi Godse Ek Yudh. There are previews at selected venues next Wednesday for the action thriller Plane. Also, Bollywood favourite Shah Rukh Khan's first new movie in four years is scheduled for release on Wednesday the 25th. The film has attracted some controversy because Deepika Padukone appears in a safron bikini ... New this week * Babylon (16 LVNSPD PPS) * Babylon (IMAX) (16 LVNSPD PPS) * Till (16 VP) * Gandhi Godse Ek Yudh (Probably PG) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I was a teacher, I’d ask students to find a word in the dictionary, give the meaning and use it in a sentence. My favourite answer was: “My word is pregnant. It means carrying a child, like the fireman went up the ladder and came down pregnant.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- While carpooling, we pulled up to the driveway for our next passenger. We honked and waited, honked and waited, and honked again. And waited. Our work colleague finally came out. “I’m so sorry I kept you waiting,” she said, climbing into the car. “But I only heard the third honk.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'd like to rent a pueblo style building and open a business selling photographic prints. It will be called: Adobe Photo Shop --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The medical examiner's office was told to reduce their budget. They had to start cutting coroners. It's now open to the public on Mondays for open Mike night. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the painter who gave up his job when he found he was part of a royal bloodline and moved to a palace? The prince formally known as artist. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- So I was visiting South Korea but I forgot my phone and I had no map. It was a true Seoul searching journey. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Constipation jokes aren't my favourite. But they're a solid #2 They just don't come out well. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have bought my wife a fridge for her birthday. I can't wait to see her little face light up when she opens it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did the movie director say when he finished his burrito? “That’s a wrap!” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My neighbour got drunk last night and threw up in the elevator. It was disgusting on so many levels. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you follow Will Smith in a snow storm? You follow the fresh prints. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I joined the gym 8 months ago. But I still have not lost any weight I should probably go there and ask them what's wrong. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awkward moment That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brain to eat, walks right by you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do know when a punchline doesn’t fit the set-up in a joke? A frog in a blender. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mosquito was flying around an Oscars party. First it bothered Emma Watson, then it landed on Natalie Portman. It then flew over to pester Jessica Alba and finally Gal Gadot before it was caught by security. During its interrogation, it confessed "I can't help it. I'm a sucker for a pretty face." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I made a New Year resolution to lose 10 kilos! Only 12 to go ! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------