Hi all A month to Christmas and 3 weeks to Avatar... A full line-up this week, so let's kick off with the new Disney release, Strange World, aimed at the little ones. Although depending on your politics, you may want to factor in that it is "a Disney milestone in terms of representation" and it "has a moving intergenerational storyline, positive diverse representation". Whatever that means. :-) Moving on to the teens, we have the highly-rated (press and public alike) Japanese animated film One Piece Film: Red, showing at selected Nu Metro venues. For the adults, we have the thriller Nanny, also at selected venues, and this week's big adult release, the crime caper Bandit, showing all over. Bollywood offers something unusual ... the werewolf tale Bhediya. There is a 1 Minute Film Festival on at Sandton, and the filmed version of the play The Seagull at the Nouveaus and similar. New this week * Strange World (3D) (PG7-9 V) * Strange World (PG7-9 V) * One Piece Film: Red (probably 13 V) * Nanny (16 LNSVH) * Bandit (16 LNV) * Bhediya (3D) * Bhediya https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Wallpaper (Phone wallpaper) https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone know how to give up dressing like a pirate? I tried patches but they just made it worse... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Exorcist actress Linda Blair was apparently a perfectly normal girl until Hollywood turned her head. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fact from the 1970s: The New Seekers actually did try to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony once, but failed because Holland was too flat. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I bumped into an old friend at the antique store. He was buying a globe for his wife. It’s a small world. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have been learning how to guess the weight of dogs. I picked up a few pointers yesterday. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do animals know that we wear clothes, or am I traumatising my cat every time I peel off my socks? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I recently saw a man standing on one foot at an ATM. I asked him what he was doing. “Checking my balance,” he replied. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re HILL AREAS! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a joke about trickle down economics. Ninety-nine per cent of you won’t ever get it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My girlfriend said that if I continue pointing out the features of our house to her she would leave me. I said, “Well, there’s the door...” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A wizard asked me to proofread one of his scrolls last week. Well, it was more of a spell check. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My friend recently told me that I’ve been creating far too many graphs, but I don’t agree. I know where to draw the line. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctors say that I’m OK, but I can’t help feeling like I have dyed a little inside. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend of mine wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened he was chuffed to bits. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------