Hi all July already and the year is half gone. Had our first taste of Level 6 last night and it doesn't work for me ... At the movies this week, hopefully all equiped with generators, we have the prequel to the Gru and Minions series, in 2D, 3D and IMAX, to entertain the kids over the holidays. For the adults, we have the well-rated horror thriller, Men, which has some full-frontal nudity, if that's not your thing. Bollywood is has a full-blown action thriller, Om - The Battle Within, while on a totally different tack, we have a Chinese drama, Ode to the Spring, looking at the early days of the Covid pandemic in China. The IMDB tagged it as "Communist Party Propaganda," for what it's worth. Could be educational from that angle too :-) On the art side, there are the Hamlet and Shaka Zulu filmed plays running at selected venues. Thor is opening next week, and there are sneak peaks next Thursday evening just about everywhere, in all formats, so see the previews page and book early :-) New this week * Minions: The Rise of Gru (3D) (PG7-9 V) * Minions: The Rise of Gru (PG7-9 V) * Minions: The Rise of Gru (3D IMAX) (PG7-9 V) * Men (16 LNVH) * Om - The Battle Within Probably (16 NV) * Ode to the Spring (Probably 13) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the home page poster https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- How come there are Pop-Tarts but no Mom-Tarts? Because of the pastryarchy. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’ve never cried over spilled milk, but I have been brought to tears over spilled coffee. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have my own system for labelling homemade freezer meals. If you look in my freezer you’ll see “Whatever,” “Anything,” “I Don’t Know” and my favourite, “Food.” That way when I ask my husband what he wants for dinner, I’m certain to have what he wants. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The price of petrol made me cave and get my six-year-old that pony for her birthday. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My five-year-old daughter is confident, happy and not afraid to speak her mind. All these amazing qualities come out at once when she announces to her entire class that she has to poop. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me: We’re going to a surprise party today. My six-year-old: For me? Me: No. It’s not your birthday. My six-year-old: I know. I would be surprised. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I ever want to hear about all the injustice in the world, I just ask my 12-year-old to clear the table after dinner. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Six-year-old: Dad, how long does it take to count to one million? Me, breaking out a calculator: If you count one number per second, it will take you a little over 11 and a half days. Six-year-old: What if I start at 100?