Hi all Only one new release this week, which falls in the "curious" category. It's a faith-based film based on a best-relling book, which rewrote a biblical tale of a prophet and his wayward wife. In some ways, like the prodigal son, but with sex. However, it has a 16 LSVD SV rating, so I'm not sure how well that's going to play to the target market. The few reviews available were not good. New this week: * Redeeming Love (16 LSVD SV) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the man break into song? He couldn’t find the right key. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said, “OK, you’re ugly too.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My neighbour’s front door doesn’t have a number on it. I feel like that’s something that needs to be addressed. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’ve written a musical called Fish. It’s similar to Cats, but the song “Memory” is a bit shorter. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can somebody please tell me what the lowest military rank is? Every time I ask somebody they say, “it’s Private.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I got my coronavirus PCR test back today, and it says “50”. Anybody know what that means? Also, my IQ test came back positive. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife asked me to go and get six cans of Sprite from the cornershop. It was only when I got home that I realised I had picked seven up. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Recently a fortune teller told me that in about 12 years I would suffer a terrible heartbreak. To cheer myself up I just bought a puppy! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn’t stop comparing everything to Bruce Willis movies, but you know what they say about old habits... They Pulp Fiction. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you know that the eyes are the final part of the body to expire? The pupils dilate.