Hi all Sorry this is a bit late ... it somehow slipped my mind on Friday, then I had to go out, then I was going to do it this morning and instead spent the time running around to get replacement batteries for my UPS (thanks, Eskom) and then it slipped my mind again ... the joys of a long weekend. Anyway it is the Easter long weekend and we have some family fare with a touch of horror. First up is the animated kiddies film The Queen’s Corgi which has not released Stateside yet so reviews are scarce. That's joined by two comedies, one being the second episode in the local Kandasamys story, Kandasamys: The Wedding, which has had decent reviews. Also up is yet another body-swap comedy, this one starring the little girl from Black-ish (who pitched it to the studios and ended up being the youngest executive producer in Hollywood ...). Moving slightly up the age ladder, a female-human-interest story with Saint Judy (showing at the Noveaus and similar) and the multi-award- winning Capernaum, only Nouveaus Rosebank. Lastly from Hollywood, a remake of the Stephen King horror Pet Sematary, which the critics said was better than the original, but it didn't really set the box office on fire last week in the US, taking the back seat to Little. Bollywood rolls out a complex love-drama set in the period just before Indian indepence. Avengers: Endgame opens next Friday, and there are previews just about everywhere in all formats next Thursday night. Be sure to book... Enjoy :-) Releasing 19 April 2019 * The Queen’s Corgi (PG7-9 V IAT) * The Queen’s Corgi (3D) (PG7-9 V IAT) * Kandasamys: The Wedding (PG10-12 L) * Little (PG10-12 LS) * Pet Sematary (16 LVH) * Capernaum (16 LVPD SV) * Saint Judy (13 LVP SV) * Kalank (Hindi) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (>Full HD wallpaper ...) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. 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