Hi all A curious week for new releases. The new animated film from Disney, Lightyear, which takes a look at Buzz Lightyear's back story, has been banned in several countries overseas. The film portrays two female characters in a romantic relationship, who share an on-screen kiss. The other mainstream release is the action thriller Last Seen Alive, starring Gerard Butler, which has been slated by the critics, although the public have been somewhat more forgiving. Tomorrow sees the arrival on the Bollywood action comedy / super-hero spoof Nikamma. On the arty side, you can catch the filmed stage plays, The Book of Dust, and Shaka Zulu, at selected venues. Next Wednesday sees the major launch for Baz Lurman's biopic Elvis, at Sandton City. Be sure to book early. 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