Hi all Only one new release this week, while James continues to enthrall the crowds. It's the sequel (How original!) to the rebooted Addams Family franchise. See it as a gentle warm-up for the usual October Horror. New this week: * The Addams Family 2 (PG VH) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper ...) 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