Hi all The BAFTA Awards were last weekend ( winners at https://www.moviesite.co.za/news/bafta.htm ) and the top film, Nomadland, is opening here today for your viewing pleasure. It's joined by another winner, Judas and the Black Messiah, with the other big winner, The Father, already on circuit. So the art circuit is now well stocked :-) Moving to the popcorn end of the market, we have two new releases. First up is the science fiction young adult drama Voyagers, while the tense family thriller Every Breath You Take is for adults only. No previews this week. New this week: * Voyagers (13 SVD) * Nomadland (13 LND) * Every Breath You Take (16 LSV) * Judas and the Black Messiah (16 LVP) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (Cellphone wallpaper ...) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The pandemic has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We’re told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never run a fruit stand in an action movie! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was difficult to see my two-year-old grand-daughter when the pandemic began. But when lockdown restrictions in our area were lifted last May, I visited her with my hand puppets, and we had so much fun. The next time, I forgot my puppets. I said I missed her and asked if she missed me. “No,” she replied, “I miss the puppets.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my three-year-old after she puked carrots all over the living-room floor: “I’m going to need more carrots.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My five-year-old son loves YouTube and seems to think that “Please subscribe to my channel” is a way to say goodbye. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When my grandson and I arrived at our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, he whispered, “It’s no use. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of my kids just told me to “ease up on the parenting a little bit.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife is a teacher, and apparently one student has been changing his name to “Reconnecting” during the Zoom lessons so he doesn’t get asked any questions. He’s been doing it for weeks. The lad doesn’t need to worry about his education ... he’s already a genius. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When my son was six, he had a Superman rain cape. One wet morning before his walk to school, I told him to wear it. Scowling, he looked up at me and said, “You want me to fly away, don’t you?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you try to correct my grammar, I will think fewer of you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Knock, knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind. It’s pointless. Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? To *whom*. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell. That’s why I knocked. Moo. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Time-travelling—cow. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------