Hi all Easter weekend and nothing thematic, instead we have two family-orientated films, and something for the adults. First up is the animated Extinct, which has not had a US release yet so reviws are scarce. That's joined by Come Away, a family film which tries to provide some back story to both Alice in Wonderland and Peter Pan, but somehow doesn't quite gel. For the adults, me have a well-rated and violent vengeance tale in Nobody. The Indian subcontinent offers a romantic dramedy in Rang De, which is in Telugu. No previews this week, next week more Oscar bait. New this week: * Extinct (PG) * Come Away (PG7-9 VP) * Nobody (16 LVD) * Rang De (Telugu) https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page https://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup https://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (Full HD wallpaper ...) List of all movies showing https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Showtimes https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Enjoy :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. Then the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the labouring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher (on phone): "You say Michael has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?" Voice: "This is my father." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?" "First of all, don't give him anything to drink." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, "Great, he's four years old and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the gun. I guess I'll let him ask and then I'll answer." After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?" "Just one," gasped the wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Mommy, mommy, I found daddy!" "How often do I have to tell you not to dig around in the garden!"