Hi all We're heading towards the US "summer blockbuster" season and the first warmup film arrives today. Aimed at a slightly younger audience than the typical PG-13 superhero movie, and going for the laughs, it is expected to land with a bang globally. The rest of the main-stream lineup is adults only, which I suppose is to be expected post-holidays. First up is local rom-com Love Lives Here, while we have another local film, a modern and Afrikaans adaptation of Anton Chekhov's novel The Seagull, releasing as Die Seemeeu, which is showing at the art-circuit-and-similar venues. Also on the same limited circuit is an offbeat crime-action-drama called Galveston, which has picked up two nominations but no US release yet. Lastly, Bollywood has a spy action thriller in the form of "Romeo. Akbar. Walter." Clearly a man with many personalities :-) On the previews side, there are Girls Night Out previews next Wednesday and Thursday evenings for the upcoming comedy Little, and a solitary preview for kiddies animated film The Queen's Corgi on Saturday. See the previews page and remember to book. Enjoy :-) Releasing 5 April 2019 * Shazam! (3D) (PG LVH IAT) * Shazam! (PG LVH IAT) * Shazam! (3D IMAX) (PG LVH IAT) * Shazam! (4DX) (PG LVH IAT) * Love Lives Here (16 LSD) * Die Seemeeu (16 LSVD IAT) * Galveston (16 LNSVD) * Romeo. Akbar. Walter. (Hindi) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (>Full HD wallpaper ...) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating. http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of the most popular questions asked at our family restaurant is “What’s good tonight?” Now, we would never serve anything we didn’t think was good. So I braced myself one Saturday night when I heard the dreaded question posed to my husband. He calmly replied, “Anything over R149.95.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A new salesman saw the nameplate on my desk and said, “Sibyl Short. That’s easy to remember, since you’re short.” The next time he visited our office, he approached me with a big smile and stated with great confidence, “Hello, Ms. Stout!” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- After giving a guided tour of Old Key West, I reminded my clients to catch the great sunset at 7:15. “I can’t make it tonight,” a woman said. “When’s the next sunset?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I work for the transportation department at a university. One day, a student came in to buy a parking permit. “What’s your license plate number?” I asked. She responded, “Front or back?” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. “Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- We were making leaflets for a local church, and the client wanted a logo designed with Earth being shielded by the hand of God. I sent the client a proof. Shortly thereafter, I got a call. “The hand looks too human. Please use a hand that looks more like God’s.”