Hi all It's a mostly-adults lineup this week, but unlike last week, we do have something new for the kiddies, in the form of Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero, but given the subject matter, I think it's wise to take the PG part seriously and watch it with them. For the rest ... the reboot of the Predator series has arrived in all formats to thrill and scare you. Enjoy. :-) On the art-and-similar circuit, we have two options, firstly a complicated love story in Submergence, and then a remake of a TV movie (and based on real events) about some smart-but-crooked financial types in Billionaire Boys Club. This film had a disasterous launch in the US, where it sold less than one ticket per venue on average on opening day, and was quickly pulled. This was blamed on Spacey's presence in the film, rather than any inherent lack of merit in the film itself. The sub-continent has two offerings, one Hindi and one Tamil, both in variants of the rom-com genre. On the previews side, there are previews next Thursday evening for A Simple Favour, Johnny English Strike Again, and gritty local crime thriller Mayfair. See the previews page and remember to book. Releasing 14 September 2018 * The Predator (3D) (16 LVH) * The Predator (16 LVH) * The Predator (3D IMAX) (16 LVH) * The Predator (4DX) (16 LVH) * Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero (PG7-9 V) * Submergence (16 V) * Billionaire Boys Club (16 LSVD) * Manmarziyaan (Hindi) * Seema Raja (Tamil) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. 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Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed , this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. 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