Hi all For those of you getting a mega-long weekend, enjoy. Some of us have to work... :-) Anyway, we have two releases today, one being an Afrikaans adult film, the other an arthouse release, and then tomorrow The Avengers are out in full force. Note that there are previews for The Avengers tonight but I'm sure they're all sold out by now. Also this week at selected Nu Metro cinemas, you can catch MTN Joyous Celebration 22: All for You, which is Christian music. On the previews side, there are previews at some or most cinemas for "I Can Only Imagine" on Sunday, "I Feel Pretty" all day Tuesday, and "Maya the Bee: The Honey Games" during the day on Saturday and Tuesday. Businesswise, A Quiet Place reclaimed the top spot on the US box office from Rampage. It's doing unexpectedly well Stateside, but not as well here or in the UK. Strange how different films work in different markets. In other news, I'm trying an experiment on the home page, highlighting what is in my opinion the most interesting poster for the week. I've had complaints in the past about the young ladies I normally feature (some people think I show too much chest, but I try to keep it family friendly) and others want more beefcake .... Guess I can't please everyone all of the time .... Enjoy :-) Released 26 April 2018 * Wonderlus (16 LSD) * Madame (16 LNSDP) Releasing 27 April 2018 * Avengers: Infinity War (3D) (13 LV) * Avengers: Infinity War (13 LV) * Avengers: Infinity War (3D IMAX) (13 LV) * Avengers: Infinity War (4DX) (13 LV) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm Forthcoming attractions http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm (to be decided shortly) All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Twenty, Best and Worst Movies by Critical Rating http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if its big put three fingers in. Make sure its wet, rub it up and down. Yeah...................! That's how you wash a cup. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paddy takes his goldfish to the vet. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". 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