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Newsletter and jokes: 6 October 2017

Hi all

Tail end of the holidays and hitting the final stretch to the end of the
year ... amazing how time flies faster as we get older.

Anyway, two good movies releasing this week for your pleasure. First up
is the rather belated sequel to the science fiction classic Blade Runner,
with the other top release being an off-beat coming of age film on the 
art circuit, Good Time.

Then Al Gore is back with more of his climate worries, but this sequel did
not go down so well Stateside. 

For the little ones, we have My Little Pony hitting the big screen at 
last, and Bollywood offers their version of Chef, which Hollywood did in
2014. Lastly as is traditional in October we have another horror film...

On the previews side, there are a handful of premieres for The Snowman on
Thursday night ... see the previews page and remember to book.

Released 6 October 2017

* Blade Runner 2049 (16 LV)
* Blade Runner 2049 (3D) (16 LV)
* Blade Runner 2049 (3D IMAX) (16 LV)
* Blade Runner 2049 (4DX) (16 LV)
* Good Time (16 LNVD)
* Wish Upon (16 LVH)
* An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power (PG)
* My Little Pony: The Movie (PG V)
* My Little Pony: The Movie (3D) (PG V)
* Chef (Hindi)

Newsletter and jokes

SA Top Tens (commercial, Nouveau, best and worst movies on circuit)

The US and UK Top Tens. Industry news updated daily.

Showtimes (all Ster-Kinekor, Nu Metro, MovieZone, CineCentre, Movies@, Labia)

Forthcoming attractions for 20 October

Updated the pic and quote on the home page

This Week's pinup (full HD wallpaper)

Pick of the Week

All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first.

List of all movies showing

Same list sorted by Age Restriction

Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating

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Cheers, Ian


Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive,
double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller
complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't
paid for them.

Helloooo, just because I'm a Senior Citizen doesn't mean that I
am automatically mentally challenged.

So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year
-- that these windows would pay for themselves in a year --

Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back.  I bet he felt like an idiot.


At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say
concerning the union of the bride and groom.

It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.

The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying
a baby.

She started slowly walking toward the pastor.

Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to
help save the situation.

The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do
you have to say?"

The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back."


I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased
to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine
against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I
have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that
- Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.   As you grow older, it will avoid
- Winston Churchill


Blade Runner 2049An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to PowerChefBlade Runner 2049 (4DX)Blade Runner 2049 (3D)Good TimeMy Little Pony: The MovieMy Little Pony: The Movie (3D)
Blade Runner 2049 (3D IMAX)Wish Upon
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