The Moviesite Updates, 18 December 2009
Written by admin on 18 December 2009 – 10:42 -hi
A small, strong lineup this week … enjoy.
R.I.P. Roy Disney and Jennifer Jones (5 acting Oscar noms, 1 win)
We’ve added the lineups for The Boardwalk in Richards Bay, and Emperors
Palace in Joburg. Galleria (KZN) lineups will appear when I receive them. 
Note that the lineups change again next Wednesday.
Herewith the usual updates:
**M O V I E S**
Released 18 December 2009
* Avatar
* Avatar (3D)
* Che: Part Two (13 LV)
* Whip It (13M L)
http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm
Added SA Top Ten and Cinema Nouveau Top 10
http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm
Added US and UK Top Ten. The other industry news on this page is
updated daily.
http://www.moviesite.co.za/news/newsitem.htm
Schedules (all Ster-Kinekor, NuMetro, IMAX, MovieZone, CineCentre, Uptown,
Woodlands, Knysna, and Labia cinemas, and SK and Menlyn Park drive-ins.)
http://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm
Forthcoming attractions for 23 and 30 December
http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm
Updated the pic and quote on the home page
http://www.moviesite.co.za/
This Week’s pinup (for the guys)
http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html
Pick of the Week
http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm
All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first.
http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm
List of all movies showing
http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm
Same list sorted by Age Restriction
http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm
Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating
http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm
** DVDs **
Released this week: 18 December 2009
* Far North
* Funny People
* Orphan
Details up shortly at http://www.moviesite.co.za/videos/new.htm (currently
on the 4thcoming page)
*Remember you can support the site by reading the ads…*
Cheers, Ian
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There once was a little green man living in a little green house
on the top of a little green hill. One day the little green man
wanted to take a bath so he went and took his little green bottle
of shampoo and his little green bar of soap and also his little
green towel and into his little green bathroom he went. As he took
off his little green shirt and his little green pair of shorts, he
stepped under his little green tap and started to bathe.
Just then a saleswoman came to the front of the little green
man’s house and rang on his little green bell. “Ding Dong”. The
little green man heard his little green bell and he thought that
his pizza had arrived so he hastily took his little green towel,
wrapped it around his little green waist and rushed to the door.
As he opened his little green door, his little green towel came
undone, and dropped unto his little green doormat, exposing his
little green, uh…never mind. The saleswoman gave a shriek and
rushed out of the little green house. In all her haste and all
her horror, she did not see the truck coming at 180 km/h which
struck her, killing her on the spot.
QUESTION: What’s the Moral of this Story?
ANSWER: DON’T cross the road when the little green man is flashing.
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Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he didn’t
have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one. “I sure do,” he
replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch BIC
lighter.
“Wow!” said his friend, “where did you get that monster.”
“I got it from my genie.”
“You have a genie,” he asked?
“Yes, he’s right here in my golf bag.”
“Could I see him?”
He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie. The friend says, “Hey,
look – I’m a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?”
“Well … okay,” said the genie. So he asks him for a million bucks.
The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there
waiting. Suddenly, the sky begins to darken, and the sound of a million
ducks is heard flying overhead.
The friend screams to his golfing partner, “I asked for a million
_bucks_, not ducks!”
He answers, “Oh – I forgot to tell you … the genie is hard of hearing.
Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch BIC?”
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Man walks into a bar and orders a drink from the bartender. He then
spots a gorgeous blond sitting alone, so he decides to try his luck. He
takes his drink and wanders to where she is sitting and tries to strike
up a conversation with her, but to no avail. She just isn’t interested
in men at the moment, she says. Dejected, he returns to his bar stool
and orders a double.
A couple of minutes later, another man walks into the bar, sits down and
orders a drink. He too spots the blond, and wanders over. Within
seconds, they both stand up, leaving their drinks behind, and hurry out
of the bar, arm in arm.
The first man has been observing all this, and calls the bartender over.
“I tried to speak to her and she basically told me to push off,” he
says. “How come she left with him? What did he say?”
“He said nothing,” said the bartender, “he just licked his eyebrow.”
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WHY SPORTS SCHOLARSHIP IS AN (OXY)MORON:
“You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle”– Bill
Peterson, a Florida State football coach
“That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my
clothes.” — Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
“You guys line up alphabetically by height” — Bill Peterson, a Florida
State football coach
“I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem
to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through
in school.” — Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a
freshman because of academic requirements
“I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to
get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from class”
– George Raveling, USC basketball coach
“Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for
three years, not Princeton.” — Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson
hooking up again with promoter Don King
“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.” –
Shaquille O’Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit
to Greece
“The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That’s why nobody goes to see
the game any more.” — Yogi Berra
“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” — Senior
basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein.” — Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
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