The Moviesite updates, 08/08/08
Written by admin on 8 August 2008 – 10:07 -hi
There are still problems accessing the site via Telkom ADSL… Telkom is
investigating. It’s something to do with the web caches somewhere…
I’ve modified the URLs below to bypass the problem.
If you were having problems accessing the site, and are NOT on Telkom ADSL,
please let me know so I can investigate.
Brendan Fraser’s mummy hunter is back this week, competing directly with
his trip to the centre of the earth. Also a black crime comedy, an
arthouse release and 2 for the Bollywood crowd 
As usual, feel free to pass these messages on to anyone else who likes
movies 
Oh yeah, we MIGHT have a Mummy 3 competition up later today..
Herewith the usual updates….
**M O V I E S**
New this week:
8 August 2008
* Big Nothing (16 LSV)
* Annie Leibovitz: Life Through a Lens (10M)
* Singh is Kinng (Bollywood)
* The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (13M V)
* Santhosh Subramaniam (Bollywood)
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/new.htm
Added SA Top Ten and Cinema Nouveau Top 10:
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/topten.htm
Added US and UK Top Ten. The other industry news on this page is
updated daily.
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/news/newsitem.htm
Schedules (all Ster-Kinekor, NuMetro, IMAX, MovieZone, Cinema Starz,
Woodlands, and Labia cinemas, and SK, and Menlyn Park drive-ins.)
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/where.htm
New this week
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/new.htm
Forthcoming attractions for 15 and 22 August
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/4thcome.htm
Updated the pic and quote on the home page
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/
This Week’s pinup (for the gals)
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/pinup.html
Pick of the Week
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/pick.htm
All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first.
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/where/previews.htm
List of all movies showing
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/reviews.htm
Same list sorted by Age Restriction
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/showingbyage.htm
Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating
http://www.moviesite.co.za:81/topten.htm
*Remember you can support the site by reading the ads…*
Cheers, Ian
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, ‘Is it still a
requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?’
The rabbi responded, ‘Yes, that is still one of our laws.’
The priest then asked, ‘Have you ever eaten pork?’
To which the rabbi replied, ‘Yes, on one occasion I did succ*mb to
temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.’
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, ‘Father, is it
still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?’
The priest replied, ‘Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith’
The rabbi then asked him, ‘Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations
of the flesh?’
The priest replied, ‘Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with
my faith.’
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about
five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, ‘Beats the heck out of a ham sandwich, doesn’t it?
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Barney is Satan – proof
1) Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U’s to V’s (which is proper latin anyway):
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals:
C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers:
666
Thus, Barney is Satan.
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Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the Bush.
All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a
small cave.
“Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” he called into the cave and listened closely
until he heard an answering, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!” He then tore off
his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
about. “Was the other Indian crazy or what?”
The Indian replied “No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian
men see cave, they holler “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” into the opening. If
they get an answer back, it means there’s a beautiful squaw in there
waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, “Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!”
Immediately, there was the answer, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” from deep
inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied
a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,
‘Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the
Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!’
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might, “Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!” Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
‘WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!’
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read …
NAKED IRISHMAN HIT BY TRAIN!!!
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A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left
the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran
into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car. I told
her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and
use it to push my car fast enough to start it.
I pointed out to her that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it
needed to be pushed at least 20 mph for it to start.
She said fine, hopped into her car and drove off. I sat there fuming
wondering what she could be doing.
A minute passed by and when I saw her in the rear-view mirror coming at me
at about 30 mph, I realized that I should have been a bit clearer with my
directions.
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