Newsletter and jokes 18 April 2024


 
Hi all 
 
This week sees the highly-rated Oscar winning animated film, The Boy and  
the Heron, from Japanese master Hayao Miyazaki, grace the screens. It is  
available in Japanese with English subtitles, or dubbed into American. 
 
For the adults, we have the gritty crime thriller Sleeping Dogs, with Russel 
Crowe, and the horror twist of the Home Alone genre with Abigail. 
 
Bollywood offers the dramedy Do Aur Do Pyaar, about cheating couples. 
 
On the previews side, there are previews all day Saturday all over for next  
week's feline animation, 10 Lives, and premieres most places next Thursday  
for The Fall Guy, with Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt. Dress to impress. 
 
Korean group aespa, in aespa: World Tour in Cinemas,  will be having one  
screening at Canal walk on Wednesday. 
 
Enjoy. :-) 
 
New this week 
 
The Boy and the Heron (dubbed) (PG7-9 V) 
The Boy and the Heron (PG7-9 V) 
Sleeping Dogs (16 LSVD) 
Abigail (18 LVHP) 
Do Aur Do Pyaar (Probably 13 LS) 
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the home page poster 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Showtimes 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
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My snooty friend always uses French words like hors d’oeuvres in his  
day-to-day conversation. 
 
And that’s just…for starters. 
 
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I love to purposefully mispronounce French words, but you need to do it  
around the right people, otherwise they act like its a huge fox pass.  
 
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Where does a mansplainer get his water? 
 
From a well actually... 
 
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the  
two of us for a party. 
 
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host. 
 
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Did you hear about the Italian who broke both of his arms? 
 
He couldn't talk for a whole month. 
 
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Did you hear about the new drink called "Karen"? 
 
It's an aged, white wine. 
 
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My girlfriend dumped me because of my "Rubik's Cube addiction". 
 
So I did a clockwise rotation and left. 
 
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I was the best man at my friend's second wedding.  
 
"Welcome back everyone!" was not a good opening to the speech I guess.  
 
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I invented a telepathic abacus.  
 
It never works.  
 
But it's the thought that counts. 
 
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A young girl asks her father, “Daddy what does the word ‘corruption’ mean?” 
 
“Bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.” 
 
“But mummy says you shouldn’t drink!” 
 
“Get a nice ice cream as well while you bring me beer.” 
 
“Oh, okay!” 
 
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The doctor told me I had pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. 
 
I said "How can you even say that?" 
 
 



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