Newsletter and jokes 12 April 2024


 
Hi all 
 
A busy week this week, but nothing new for the kiddies.  
 
So starting with the teens, the latest in the rebooted Ghostbusters franchise 
sees the original cast putting in an appearance. The public enjoyed this 
more than the critics. 
 
Civil War takes a look at how a second civil war in the USA may play out.  
Ratings from press and public alike have been very good, but it got hit with 
an 18 age res here. It's showing all over, also in IMAX format along with 
Ghostbusters. 
 
The Amy Winehouse biopic Back to Black is showing most places but did not  
really impress the critics. 
 
On the art-and-related circuit, Mothers' Instinct looks at what happens  
when tragedy comes between two best friends. 
 
Bollywood has two offerings, the soccer drama Maidaan, and the Eid biggie,  
Bade Miyan Chote Miyan. 
 
Enjoy. :-) 
 
New this week 
 
* Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 13 (LH PPS) 
* Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (IMAX) (13 LH PPS) 
* Mothers' Instinct 16 (SVD CT) 
* Back to Black (16 LNSPD) 
* Civil War (18 LVP) 
* Civil War (IMAX) (18 LVP) 
* Bade Miyan Chote Miyan  (Probably 13 or 16 V) 
* Maidaan Probably (13 V) 
  
 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm   
 
Forthcoming attractions 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm  
 
Updated the home page poster 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/  
 
List of all movies showing 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm  
 
Same list sorted by Age Restriction 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm  
 
Showtimes 
https://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm  
 
Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) 
 
Enjoy :-) 
 
Cheers, Ian 
 
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When I was in college, I had a lot in common with Microsoft Excel. 
 
I misinterpreted a lot of things to be dates, even though they weren’t. 
 
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A couple that had been married 30 years were talking.  
 
The wife said" If I happen to die first, promise me now that in the funeral  
procession, you'll let my mother ride in the first car with you" 
 
"OK, if you insist" said the husband. "But it will ruin my day" 
 
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A lawyer comes around from the anaesthetic after a major op. The room is in  
darkness. 
 
A nurse comes in and gets asked 'Did everything go alright? I know it was a  
risky procedure.' 
 
'Yes, all went well' replies the nurse. 
 
'Why are the curtains drawn then?' 
 
'Well,' says the nurse 'there's a huge factory fire across the way. We didn't  
want you coming round and thinking the worst.' 
 
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My wife said she was tired of me pretending to be an 80s action movie star  
and that we should split up. 
 
I said good idea, much more likely to catch the bad guys. 
 
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.  
 
It's really something I could see myself doing. 
 
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Dog: My owner takes care of me, feeds me and pets me. He must be a god. 
 
Cat: My owner takes care of me, feeds me and pets me. I must be a god. 
 
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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney? 
 
Because it soots him.  
 
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When I was arrested, I cut off the policeman’s arm so I could get away. 
 
It was a wrist I was willing to take. 
 
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. 
 
There would be mass confusion. 
 
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What did the onion name his little dance? 
 
The Chive 
 
 



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