Hi all This week's main release sees Po back in action in Kung Fu Panda 4, showing all over. Box office performance and reviews have been good, so enjoy :-) Bollywood has two offerings, the freedom fighter drama Swatantrya Veer Savarkar, and the comedy Madgaon Express. There are premieres at selected venues next Thursday for Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. 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