Hi all Another hectic week draws to a close. :-) I'm a bit of a hurricane watcher. This year has been interesting... firstly we had Jose and the Fandango here: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2017/JOSE_graphics.php And now Ophelia is about to smack into Ireland, I think its the first hurricane since Debbie in 1961 to make landfall there as a hurricane. Anyway, on to more pleasant things... First up, in keeping with the October-is-horror-month (and because that's all that seems to work at the cinemas these days), we have local director Darryll Roodt's offering, Siembamba, in very limited release. Then we have some more from the dark side of life with The Snowman, Shot Caller and Unlocked. On to comedy and rom-com territory, we have the female-friendly The Last Word, and local off-beat romance The Whale Caller, set in Hermanus. On the preview/premier side, there are a few screenings next Wednesday evening for Mersal (from India, Tamil) and The Mountain Between Us, which is doing much better than I thought it would in the USA and UK, given the subject matter. See the Previews page and remember to book :-) Lastly, Pearl Jam are on the big screen at selected venues on Saturday. Forgot to mention last week we've added Cornubia mall to the Showtimes page. We've also got the Nouveau Top Ten list again. Released 13 October 2017 * The Last Word (13 L) * Shot Caller (18 LV) * The Whale Caller (13 LSD) * The Snowman (16 V) * Unlocked (16 LV) * Siembamba (16 V SV H) http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- She's single ... she lives right across the street and I can see her place from my kitchen window! I watched as she got home from work this evening! I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door! I opened the door, she looked at me and said: "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to go dancing and drinking, and maybe fool around a little ... you know, have some fun. Are you doing anything tonight?" "No, I'm free!" I quickly replied. "Great!" she said. 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The other answered,"I don't know - I thought you were watching the dice." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- An actual tweet from Chicago: "I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did our parents do when they were bored and the internet didn't exist? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters but they didn't know either. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The brain is the most amazing organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you fall in love. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. 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