Hi all Tail end of the holidays and hitting the final stretch to the end of the year ... amazing how time flies faster as we get older. Anyway, two good movies releasing this week for your pleasure. First up is the rather belated sequel to the science fiction classic Blade Runner, with the other top release being an off-beat coming of age film on the art circuit, Good Time. Then Al Gore is back with more of his climate worries, but this sequel did not go down so well Stateside. For the little ones, we have My Little Pony hitting the big screen at last, and Bollywood offers their version of Chef, which Hollywood did in 2014. Lastly as is traditional in October we have another horror film... On the previews side, there are a handful of premieres for The Snowman on Thursday night ... see the previews page and remember to book. Released 6 October 2017 * Blade Runner 2049 (16 LV) * Blade Runner 2049 (3D) (16 LV) * Blade Runner 2049 (3D IMAX) (16 LV) * Blade Runner 2049 (4DX) (16 LV) * Good Time (16 LNVD) * Wish Upon (16 LVH) * An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power (PG) * My Little Pony: The Movie (PG V) * My Little Pony: The Movie (3D) (PG V) * Chef (Hindi) Newsletter and jokes http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm SA Top Tens (commercial, Nouveau, best and worst movies on circuit) http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm The US and UK Top Tens. Industry news updated daily. http://www.moviesite.co.za/news/newsitem.htm Showtimes (all Ster-Kinekor, Nu Metro, MovieZone, CineCentre, Movies@, Labia) http://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Forthcoming attractions for 20 October http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (full HD wallpaper) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Helloooo, just because I'm a Senior Citizen doesn't mean that I am automatically mentally challenged. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year -- that these windows would pay for themselves in a year -- Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a baby. She started slowly walking toward the pastor. Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation. The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?" The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor Roosevelt Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.. - Mark Twain Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill ---------------------------------------------------------------------------