Hi all Some well-rated movies hit the circuit today. We kick off with the car crime thriller Baby Driver, and continue with adult chick-flick Girls Trip. We go even more adult (18) with the western Brimstone, and get more mainstream with the eagerly anticipated local film Krotoa, which takes a look at life here at the Cape soon after JvR arrived. It's good that the film industry is taking a look at our rich history, there are many more tales to tell. And lastly we have a rom-com from Bollywood. On the previews side, there are previews all day next Wednesday most places for the female-interest action comedy Snatched. See the previews page and remember to book. Released 4 August 2017 * Baby Driver (16 LV) * Baby Driver (4DX) (16 LV) * Krotoa (13 SV) * Brimstone (18 SV) * Girls Trip (16 LSD) * Jab Harry met Sejal http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm SA Top Tens (commercial, Nouveau, best and worst movies on circuit) http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm The US and UK Top Tens. 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Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Signs... some old, some new A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."; At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place."; On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."; On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. 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Later she called the depot and was relieved that the driver had found her bag. When she went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded her. One man handed her pocketbook to her, two typewritten pages and a box containing the contents of her purse. "We're required to inventory lost wallets and purses," he explained. "I think you'll find everything there." As she started to put her belongings back into the pocketbook, the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse. And we'd like to see just how you do it." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," says the psychic. 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