Hi all We've got a highly-rated sci-fi movie for your enjoyment this week. The big release is an animated film for the kiddies, about, well.... baby deliveries... The Indian subcontinent is supplying three releases. The other two releases are both smaller and aimed at niche markets. Lastly, the second film in the Bolshoi Ballet season, The Golden Age, is now on at the Nouveaus. Enjoy :-) M O V I E S Released 11 November 2016 * Arrival (PG10-12) * Storks (PG V) * Storks (3D ) (PG V) * Desierto (16 LVP) * Shut In (16 HV) * Rock On 2 (Hindi) * Chaar Sahibzaade (Hindi) * Meen Kuzhambum Mann Paanaiyum (Tamil) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm SA Top Tens (commercial, Nouveau, best and worst movies on circuit) http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm The US and UK Top Tens. 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If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year. d.. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her. e.. The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job. f.. All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread. g.. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down. h.. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - no one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected. i.. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their polar opposite. j.. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. k.. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off. l.. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying any before now. m.. You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. n.. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language - a German accent will do. o.. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition. p.. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. q.. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. r.. 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It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting. ac.. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. ad.. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. ae.. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage. af.. No-one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. ag.. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. ah.. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. ai.. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. aj.. 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