Hi all Exam season is now in full swing, which is always a problem as this is the time of year when Hollywood likes to roll out some big movies. They've actually being having a rather bad time at the US box office the last few weeks, and hoping that Bond, James Bond, along with Charlie Brown will fix things this weekend. On our circuit we've got the Spielberg/Hanks combo once again delivering cinematic goodness. The rest of the lineup is more low-key aimed at select groups. Diwali is this week, with this year's Diwali movie opening on Thursday, along with the 3D IMAX version of a Chinese film, based on a record-breaking Chinese novel. On the previews side there are previews all over all day Saturday for Blinky Bill the Movie, which appears to be an Australian kiddie TV series getting its big-screen release. Next Thursday sees previews for Learning to Drive at selected venues. See the previews page and remember to book. M O V I E S 6 November 2015 * War Room (PG) * Bridge of Spies (PG10-12) * Big Stone Gap (PG10-12) * A Walk in the Woods (PG10-12 LS) * Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (16 LNVH) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm 12 November 2015 * Wolf Totem (3D)(IMAX) (13 V) * Prem Ratan Dhan Payo (Hindi) http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm SA Top Tens (commercial, best and worst movies on circuit) http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Added US and UK Top Tens http://www.moviesite.co.za/news/newsitem.htm Showtimes (all Ster-Kinekor, Nu Metro, MovieZone, CineCentre, Movies@, Labia) http://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Forthcoming attractions for 12 and 13 November. http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (for the gals) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left. Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: "Who Was That?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in Coffs Harbour, Australia. The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab. 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