Hi all Another full lineup, including the highly anticipated Afrikaans film Dis Ek, Anna. There's also a new local rom-com. The rest of the lineup has one strong release, with the rest nothing to rave about (don't know about the Indian titles). For this weekend only, the kiddies can catch the original Disney Jungle Book. On the previews side, there are single previews for Goosebumps on Saturday, and a few for Crimson Peak next Thursday. See the previews page and remember to book. M O V I E S 23 October 2015 * The Diary of a Teenage Girl (18 LSD) * Burnt (13 L) * The Jakes Are Missing (PG) * Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (13 LH) * Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (3D) (13 LH) * Dis Ek, Anna (16 LV) * Shandaar (Hindi) * Molly Moon and the Incredible Book of Hypnotism (PG) * The Jungle Book (A) * 10 Endrathukulla (Tamil) * The Walk (16 LV) (2D version, 3D and IMAX already on circuit) http://www.moviesite.co.za/new.htm SA Top Tens (commercial, best and worst movies on circuit) http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Added US and UK Top Tens http://www.moviesite.co.za/news/newsitem.htm Showtimes (all Ster-Kinekor, Nu Metro, MovieZone, CineCentre, Movies@, Labia) http://www.moviesite.co.za/where.htm Forthcoming attractions for 23 October. http://www.moviesite.co.za/4thcome.htm Updated the pic and quote on the home page http://www.moviesite.co.za/ This Week's pinup http://www.moviesite.co.za/pinup.html (wallpaper for the gals) Pick of the Week http://www.moviesite.co.za/pick.htm All the previews. Remember to check with the cinema first. http://www.moviesite.co.za/where/previews.htm List of all movies showing http://www.moviesite.co.za/reviews.htm Same list sorted by Age Restriction http://www.moviesite.co.za/showingbyage.htm Top Ten and Worst Ten Movies by Critical Rating http://www.moviesite.co.za/topten.htm Remember you can support the site by reading the ads... :-) Cheers, Ian ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home. When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home. He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all, lawyers cannot and do not lie. So, he had an idea: he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent. He liked one of the homes and the agent asked: "How many children do you have?" He answered: "12 children". The agent asked "Where are the others ? The lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the cemetery with their mother". And that's the way he was able to rent a home for his family without lying MORAL: It is not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words. Lawyers don't lie ..they are creative .... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and Said, 'Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!' 'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, Followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked Old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. 'What happened?' asked her waiting friend. 'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student in particular was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1.) It is perfect formula for the child. 2.) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3.) It is always the right temperature. 4.) It is inexpensive. 5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6.) It is always available as needed. And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote... 7.) It comes in cute containers. He got an A. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large Building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?' Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.' The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!' Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swandive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair'sfair. Here's your money.' Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.' The blonde replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.' Bob took the money. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?' All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.' DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------