We're the original dumb blondes! Yippee!
Two idiotic teenagers accidentally stumble into the middle of President Richard Nixon's Watergate scandal. They end up being bribed into keeping their mouths shut about secrets they're too ignorant to understand by being offered jobs as Secret Youth Advisors to the President so they won't blow his cover.
While at the White House, the girls unknowingly feed the Presidential aides marijuana-laced cookies and receive uncredited recognition for ending the Vietnam War and securing peace ties with Russian leaders...